Dear neighbors,
I would love you a lot more if you'd not try to sniff my bum while driving. Seriously.
I'm convinced that the lack of a sticky outy trunk causes drivers to want to be closer to me. I appreciate this. You might find that I am a thoroughly pleasant person who shares candy. Or you might find that I don't appreciate having your headlights in my backseat and that I carry firearms.
Either way, perhaps another time to play "getting to know you" would be better than during rush hour.
3 comments:
Did someone rear end you?
It pisses me off when people drive too close.. I'm sure I do that though.
I haven't been hit lately.
Though I have been rear ended three (3) times since I've owned this vehicle.
Damn.
I'd be smacking some hos. lol :D
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