Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I remember


The first time I met Ellie she was sprawled out in the middle of a food bowl to keep the other puppies away so that she could eat all she wanted. She was the runt of the litter of the half-Australian-Shepherds-half-origin-unknown puppies on my mom's farm. My grandmother, who swears that she cannot stand animals, was quite insistent that we go get this puppy before she starved.


Ellie Mae lived a very respectable fifteen years. I'm proud to have been her friend. But boy am I sad she's gone.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I like my home


Today is beautiful, and I don't have any desire to be anywhere else.


So I'm a homebody, OK?


I'd rather be on my couch with my kitten and my hubby and a good book than anywhere else in the world.


My home=Heaven on Earth

Friday, March 13, 2009

Sweat Suit Friday


One day at work, my boss bought us all a cake that was being sold for charity. I knew he was a good guy then (because cake=love, my people). But today, he might have outdone himself.


He instituted Sweat Suit Friday.


Why? Because we've had a hard week.


I look like I slept in my clothes and drove to work.


Best. Day. Ever.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

For the love of cupcakes


If you love cupcakes as I do, you should wear your love on your shoulder.


Buy this tasty treat here:


Old Kitty

I was starving yesterday. What's new? Hubby and I load up in the car, and I become excited at the prospect of chicken and dumplings.

On the way out, we drive by an old kitty in the road. She has an adorable little sweater on that says "Woof". Hubby says, "Let me make sure the kitty is OK." He gets out and pets on her.

Kitty bumps into him and walks another direction. She keeps walking in circles. We didn't know if she was confused or blind. Either way, she was thin and old and in the middle of the road. So we took her home.

At home, we sat out some food and water and she ate and drank quite vigorously. She walked about our basement, bumping into things and walking in the other direction (think Pong, only in feline form). Hubby calls the neighborhood association. I thought perhaps we had some way of notifying people of a pitiful lost kitty. They said not really. So we called the Humane Society. They said they could take her, but no one was there after six o'clock. Perhaps talk to PetsMart--they have a satellite program, and maybe we could leave her with them.

Before we go, we knock on doors where the kitty was found. Two people were not home. Two others were quite friendly, but said they either had no cats or theirs were at home. We asked people walking on the street. No one was missing an old blind kitty.

So we go to PetsMart. They said they could not take her, we needed to take her to the main humane society. They have "drop boxes" for strays. A DROP BOX FOR AN ANIMAL. I become horrified. She said, no it's not bad--they have their own little space, you can put in food and water and maybe a little blanket or something. I know that most people check the Humane Society first, and they could scan her for a microchip, so this seemed like the best option.

It seemed like a good idea until we get back. She is full and happy now and has started to meow. She sounded like her voice was cracking from age. It broke my heart. I got all soft and made hubby put her in our cats carrier. I start to cry. A DROP BOX. We are going to put this poor old cat that will surely be euthanized unless her family finds her in 2.5 in a freakin' DROP BOX. Hubby assures me this is the best way to find her home.

On the way out (still crying) I see some people near the gates of our neighborhood. I told hubby to back up, I wanted to yell and see if they were missing a cat.

"Hey! You missing a cat?"
"YES."
"Has on a little sweater?"
"YES!"

The lady takes her out of the carrier. She cries. I cry more. Kitty nuzzles her mama. God works again in small, profound ways.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Hump Day


Happy Wednesday, peeps. You're still breathing.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

*cough cough cough* WHEEZE *cough cough cough*


So I'm pretty sure I've got SARS. When I try to talk, I have a coughing fit. When I try to swallow food, I have a coughing fit. When I breathe too deeply, I have a coughing fit.


It's totally sexy.