Dear neighbors,
I would love you a lot more if you'd not try to sniff my bum while driving. Seriously.
I'm convinced that the lack of a sticky outy trunk causes drivers to want to be closer to me. I appreciate this. You might find that I am a thoroughly pleasant person who shares candy. Or you might find that I don't appreciate having your headlights in my backseat and that I carry firearms.
Either way, perhaps another time to play "getting to know you" would be better than during rush hour.
